Saturday, May 29, 2010

A letter to my living room rug...

Dear Rug,

I hate you. You are stained, spotted, and you smell. I vacuum you twice a day and shampoo you once a week and this is the thanks I get. I know my pets are hard on you, and those two little boys, but help me out here. I look forward to the day I pull you up and throw you out! Hard wood would be wonderful, so clean and shinny. I apologize to anyone who has to look at my rug.

Sincerely,
Me...(the homeowner who hates you)

1 comment:

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Oh Man, this funny

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