I hate you. You are stained, spotted, and you smell. I vacuum you twice a day and shampoo you once a week and this is the thanks I get. I know my pets are hard on you, and those two little boys, but help me out here. I look forward to the day I pull you up and throw you out! Hard wood would be wonderful, so clean and shinny. I apologize to anyone who has to look at my rug.
Me...(the homeowner who hates you)